mjalti:

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

official-andy-warhol:

official-andy-warhol:

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea